Words that I live by:

1. I can hardly be called a procrastinator since I'm already in my pajamas.

2. The more pregnant I am, the more makeup I require.

3. Anything in my home can and probably will be painted, including children.

4. I'd leave the house, but why? All my chocolate is here.

5. There are no beings more evil in this world than cats, especially the ones that poop the planter in our front yard.

6. It may not be normal, but I would totally be okay with spontaneous musical numbers in my life.

7. I can handle unmedicated childbirth, but not wet socks.

8. Happiness is a McDonald's ice cream cone.

9. Saving the princess is a valuable skill and should be included on job applications.

10. Every list on my blog must contain ten items.