Things I don't understand about boys

1. The compulsion to climb to great heights and jump.

2. Finding humor in just about every little thing that the human body is capable of.

3. The inability to find any item, ever, even when it's literally six inches from one's face.

4. How they make those explosion noises.

5. The talent of turning just about any toy into a weapon.

6. How they won't eat green beans, but they will drink from the sand and water table.

7. The need for speed.

8. How they survive into adulthood with the constant stream of minor and major injuries.

9. Why they keep taking the tablespoons out of the drawers and doing who knows what with them.

10. How knocking each other down or causing wounds that bleed is an acceptable form of bonding.