Tongue Tied

Thanks for the idea, Mandy. Top Ten Moments in My Spiritual Life Thus Far 1. May 17, 1987 (I’m pretty sure about the date, anyway). It was a week after my fifth birthday, one night after church, I believe. Mom was putting me to bed, and we were talking about how to get to Heaven. I don’t remember everything that was said, but I do have a clear recollection of understanding that I was a sinner and could only get to Heaven by believing in Christ’s death and resurrection for my salvation. I remember kneeling by my bed, praying to Jesus to forgive me and take me to Heaven one day. I also remember joyfully running around the house with my sisters afterwards as they sang "Kathy’s saved!" 2. Two years later. Baptism. I have vivid memories of going forward after church to announce my desire to be baptized. I was really nervous to be standing in front of my church as a seven year old girl. I also remember the pre-baptism classes with my father and my friend Seth. Although I knew much ...

So here's my thrilling life right now. 1. Morning sickness has blended seamlessly with heartburn and acid reflux. Oh joy. Only 23 more weeks of torture. Seriously, pregnancy stinks. All I can say is thanks, Eve. 2. There has been a tentative start to potty training, but the whole idea of success is laughable right now. Thing One treats his potty more like a lazy boy to chill out on while watching tv . There has been nothing to reward with m& m's . 3. This just in. I totally just got kicked in the gut. This kid is quite the prenatal wiggleworm . 4. I saw the preview for J.J. Abram's new movie. Got a little excited about it. But then I remembered I'd have a two week old when it comes out. You can nurse in theaters, right? 5. I've been rethinking how I want to do this labor and delivery and I'm afraid I'm going to offend some people when I tell them I've changed my mind. 6. My house...I don't even want to discuss it. There's enough dog hair layi...