Tongue Tied

Ah, summertime. Lemonade. Sprinklers. Grilling. Vacations. Fireworks. And nudity. Oh, America. Sometimes I look at you and think, you are like a hormone crazed junior higher with a big mouth. But that would be insulting to junior highers. There is no question that modesty is sorely lacking in our country. Everywhere, and I mean everywhere  you look, people (mostly women) are flaunting their bodies. It's not just at pools and beaches. It's in theaters and restaurants and stores and libraries and churches . Shorts are so short these days I wonder how girls keep hot leather seats from leaving burn marks on their rear ends. We flaunt our bodies in the name of exercise, of health, of beauty, of freedom, of self expression. I can hear all the feminists starting to recoil. "Oh, great, not another woman-shaming post about covering our bodies, furthering our patriarchal society and men's control over our choices." Yes, this post will have a lot to do with w...