Placenta Brain

I couldn't resist the pressure to make my own blogspot. This poses a bit of a dilemma, as I am currently in my 15th week of pregnancy. Due to previous experience, I know that I am an utter waste of brain matter and skin cells when I am pregnant. It seems that while hosting another human being, I find myself completely drained of any creative input, deep thoughts, and general emotions other than hunger and apathy. I call my condition "Placenta Brain". So who knows what the intelligence level of these blogs will be? I can almost guarantee there will be some complaining about pregnancy, as it's not my favorite time in life. But hopefully, come this winter, this child will depart from my body and stop sucking away my life essence. Perhaps then, I'll be able to form an articulate thought about something of importance.

Comments

Miranda said…
I wouldn't count so much on that last thought.
Miranda said…
I mean the essence sucking part, not the important articulation part.
Caleb Gibbs said…
It has been true in history that the most eloquent displays of articulate writings were products of the greatest suffering or turmoil. Would not then your experiences thus provide you with the appropriate fodder for future pithy statements? We all await your bestowment of elaborate wisdom.
Jared said…
everyone else left comments with big words.

I'm not going to bother.
Miranda said…
hehehe... isn't caleb funny? He has no idea. No idea.
Caleb Gibbs said…
I have no clue whatsoever. I completely agree.