Ten Reasons I Haven't Blogged in a Month
There may be, like, two of you out there that noticed I haven't blogged in a super ultra long time. I can only imagine the kind of agony you are suffering as you wait...wait...wait for me to end my blogstipation and just write something, ANYTHING, even a stupid list of ten things. Well, wait no further, my friend. Your dreams are about to come true. Ten Reasons I Haven't Blogged in a Month: 10. School. Things have been chugging along in the homeschool department. I'm drowning in open and closed syllables and adjectives and adverbs and graphs containing all the birthdays of all the people we know. Oh, and plenty of whining. 9. Homegirl. If you haven't noticed, I have a baby, people. A very adorable chunky monkey whose chubby cheeks require regular and enthusiastic kissing. Sometimes there just aren't enough hours in the day to contain all the baby smooching. 8. Thing One and Thing Two. They're nice kids and all, but they're sucking out my soul like the dement...