A Day in the Life (or I was expecting more bon bons)
5:00 am Nurse baby. Grow agitated when husband doesn ’t hear his alarm going off, because now that you’ ve heard it, you’re AWAKE, but can’t turn it off. 5:30-7 am. Doze. Wake up when husband leaves for work. Doze. Wake up when dog wants to go outside. Doze. Wake up when baby needs changing. Doze. 7:01 am Hear the rousing of children. Cry for lost sleep. 7:30 am. Decide that Pop Tarts are an acceptable breakfast. They have fruit in them. Sorta. Or they would if you hadn ’t bought the chocolate ones. 8:00 am. Nurse baby. Put her back to sleep. Envy her. 8:30-9 am. Nag children to dress. In clothes. No, in *matching* clothes. And brush teeth. Try to locate child’s missing toothbrush. Find it at the bottom of the basement steps. 9 am Simultaneously educate eldest and appease middle child with “school toys” so he feels like he’s in school too and will leave eldest child alone. 9-12 pm. Repeatedly refuse requests for “ Wii breaks” and continue with education. Try to work in chores during ...